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Where is Geoffrey Boycott?

Shilpa Shetty is crying.

She can’t take the trauma of her team playing against the team owned by her DEAR FRIEND Shah Rukh Khan. Awww.

She needs an arm to console her. She needs you now Geoff! She needs you to put your arm along with your mother’s stick of rubab around her and tell her that it won’t be traumatic.

tell her it won’t be traumatic not because you are here, but because she would anyways not understand what is going on in the match

tell her that if she did understand shit about cricket, then where did this come from:

Rajasthan Royals team owner Shilpa Shetty has expressed her delight at her team’s great start to the tournament. “Yay! We won!! Isn’t that coooooool?”, she chirruped gleefully, clapping her hands and jumping up and down with delight. When someone pointed out to her that the Royals had, in fact, been soundly walloped by the Royal Challengers, she seemed a bit confused. “What? We lost? But then why is everyone saying that the Royals are the champions? You must be mistaken,” she cooed

he is in here somewhere, please find him and call him
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  1. Amy on April 22, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    He's busy in Dubai, sadly.

     
  2. Barney on April 22, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    he couldn't be there when she needed him...
    such is life...

    sob...

     


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