not hit the head!
Heard through the midwicket US Government Spy microphone during the 14th over
KP: 100 Rands say that I can hit the ump on the head with the ball
Fidel Edwards: No maan, you could never do that, even with your South African mother-fucker athlete blood and all, takes some real guts. Like ma mama used to tell…
KP (interrupting): Ah Shut Up you! Wanna bet?
FE: Sure. But if I lose I am still playing the next game!
KP: All right. The way we are going, I may not play the next game! Hmm. (sings) M gonna hit the ump….he gonna fall like dump…
Praveen Bowls, and this is what happens:
“Kumar to Edwards, 3 runs, down leg stump, he connects well off his pads past short fine leg, finding the gap. Kumble slides and picks but cannot stop the three ... Uthappa collects the throw and lobs it back toward the bowler, who doesn't see it coming and cops it flush on the head .. ouch”
KP: Now who did he bet with?
True Story
PS: Australia lost. Period.
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